Have you ever wondered?

Sometimes I wonder what it's like to be normal. I know I'm not too far from normal-I'm not INSANE, just slightly off-kilter.

Have you seen the Kleenex commercial where the woman is going about her day, and they show you everything she comes in contact with?

"Touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch" says the voice-over, again and again.

Replace the word "touch" with the following, and that is what it's like in my head.

"stress, worry, worry, tired, not good enough, dumb, old, fat, why, give up, no, wait, you're doing great, you look great, things are great, be thankful, can't, won't, worry, worry , stress, screw it it's bed time."