I had a dream last night that Madonna was trying to steal my husband. She showed up, and they left for a concert alone together and didn't even say goodbye to me.
When they returned, I grabbed her by the throat and started choking her, while telling her "Don't you EVER come near my man again!"
When I was done with that, I grabbed her face and said "And lay off the plastic surgery! You used to be a beautiful woman-now you look like a FREAK."
I've always hated Madonna.
ReplyDeleteI also don't get he whole "Angelina Jolie is hot" thing.
Madonna? WTF, Lula.....
ReplyDeleteI know! I have no idea where this dream came from, but it felt good to choke someone!
ReplyDeleteThat's right, I said it!