And the winner is.....nice Lula!

I had the following discussion today via text-

Random person:We're partying tonight!

Me: Who is this?

Random person: It's Allie.

Since I don't know an Allie, I decided to ignore it. Wrong number.

A few hours later-

Allie: So, what's going on tonight?

Me: I'm sorry, I don't know who you are.

Allie: Fuck you.

Me: Fuck you!

At this point I said to Hubbs "Who does she think I am, the random guy she fucked last night?"

A few minutes later-

Allie: I guess I'm not getting naked for you.

Boy was I wanting to mess with this girls head! But I just couldn't, too much.

Me: I didn't know naked was an option. Let me check with my husband.

Allie: I'm guessing this isn't Zach messing with me.

Me: No hon. You have the wrong number. But be safe in whatever you do.

Allie: Yeah....

Poor girl. All I could picture was her screwing some guy and him giving her a fake phone number. But-haha! I had to laugh.

I am easily amused.

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I'm baaaaaacccccccckkkkkkkkk!

I am once again a productive member of society. First full day on the job, and I am so happy I could just spit! It feels so good to have a reason to get up and dressed every morning, to have work to do and responsibility.

I swear in more ways than one, losing that stupid job was the best thing that ever happened to me.

Happy, HAPPY Monday!!

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