Wow...

Haven't been here in a while. I miss blogging-now that I have a job that actually requires me to work I have zero time. My life has changed dramatically the last few weeks-not sure if it's for the better yet, but I have a feeling everything will be ok.

I'm learning a lot-not only about myself on an emotional level, but also my ability to handle normal things in life, like paying bills, working a budget, etc...

Anyway, all is well, and today is a good day.

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2 things...

#1-I really, really, REALLY thought I would take those whole aging shiz better than I am. New wrinkle? No bueno....Mid-life crisis in 3....2....

#2-I really thought that at some point I would get used to the physical side of my new job. Again, no bueno.

So, I shall sleep, because apparently that's what I do now.

That's what she said....

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There she is!

And she's awake!

I can't even keep up with my life anymore...is this what it means to be in your 40's?

I get up, go to work, come home, do chores, in bed by 8, and start the whole cycle over. WAY too old for this shit....but....

I have really noticed myself becoming more..me...since I started this job. I no longer have an office to hide in, I actually have to deal with a shit ton of people on a daily basis. I've improved my social skills so much that I spent 3 hours at the mall recently and did NOT have a panic attack! Go me!

Now if I could just stay awake long enough to enjoy it.

Friday Funny

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And the winner is.....nice Lula!

I had the following discussion today via text-

Random person:We're partying tonight!

Me: Who is this?

Random person: It's Allie.

Since I don't know an Allie, I decided to ignore it. Wrong number.

A few hours later-

Allie: So, what's going on tonight?

Me: I'm sorry, I don't know who you are.

Allie: Fuck you.

Me: Fuck you!

At this point I said to Hubbs "Who does she think I am, the random guy she fucked last night?"

A few minutes later-

Allie: I guess I'm not getting naked for you.

Boy was I wanting to mess with this girls head! But I just couldn't, too much.

Me: I didn't know naked was an option. Let me check with my husband.

Allie: I'm guessing this isn't Zach messing with me.

Me: No hon. You have the wrong number. But be safe in whatever you do.

Allie: Yeah....

Poor girl. All I could picture was her screwing some guy and him giving her a fake phone number. But-haha! I had to laugh.

I am easily amused.