Saturday, January 22, 2011

And the winner is.....nice Lula!

I had the following discussion today via text-

Random person:We're partying tonight!

Me: Who is this?

Random person: It's Allie.

Since I don't know an Allie, I decided to ignore it. Wrong number.

A few hours later-

Allie: So, what's going on tonight?

Me: I'm sorry, I don't know who you are.

Allie: Fuck you.

Me: Fuck you!

At this point I said to Hubbs "Who does she think I am, the random guy she fucked last night?"

A few minutes later-

Allie: I guess I'm not getting naked for you.

Boy was I wanting to mess with this girls head! But I just couldn't, too much.

Me: I didn't know naked was an option. Let me check with my husband.

Allie: I'm guessing this isn't Zach messing with me.

Me: No hon. You have the wrong number. But be safe in whatever you do.

Allie: Yeah....

Poor girl. All I could picture was her screwing some guy and him giving her a fake phone number. But-haha! I had to laugh.

I am easily amused.


wirecutter said...

You're back!
Sorry, I didn't realize it was your number I gave Allie.....

Lula said...

Ha! That poor girl.

Kind of back, all I do is sleep and work. Hoping to catch up someday!

Dan O. said...

This reminds me of a similar incident from last week. I put it on my FB page but didn't blog about it. Guess I will now that this reminds me of it.

(yea, I'm a little behind in my blog reading. But hey, I'll be linking back to you and you may 1 or 2 of my 3 readers.)