I had the following discussion today via text-
Random person:We're partying tonight!
Me: Who is this?
Random person: It's Allie.
Since I don't know an Allie, I decided to ignore it. Wrong number.
A few hours later-
Allie: So, what's going on tonight?
Me: I'm sorry, I don't know who you are.
Allie: Fuck you.
Me: Fuck you!
At this point I said to Hubbs "Who does she think I am, the random guy she fucked last night?"
A few minutes later-
Allie: I guess I'm not getting naked for you.
Boy was I wanting to mess with this girls head! But I just couldn't, too much.
Me: I didn't know naked was an option. Let me check with my husband.
Allie: I'm guessing this isn't Zach messing with me.
Me: No hon. You have the wrong number. But be safe in whatever you do.
Poor girl. All I could picture was her screwing some guy and him giving her a fake phone number. But-haha! I had to laugh.
I am easily amused.