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Showing posts with label funny cause it's true. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny cause it's true. Show all posts
Friday, November 12, 2010
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Friday, May 14, 2010
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Friday, April 30, 2010
Thursday, April 29, 2010
High as a KITE
So yes, I've had a sinus infection for 4 months. It's all coming together now-the exhaustion, not wanting to work out, trouble sleeping (because I usually sleep on my right side but have been unable to, and sleeping on my left makes my reflux act up)
This uber strong antibiotic I'm on has left me high, oh so very high. Like why did I come in here, what's that thing called, never mind-OOPS! There's a wall there!-high.
Shit better work, and quick. I would really REALLY like the energy to lift weights Saturday, somehow I've managed not to gain a shit ton of weight but I do feel flabby.
Though I'm considering posting a picture of my biceps, cause DAMN! How'd I get so buff?
Ramble on, high girl. Ramble on.
This uber strong antibiotic I'm on has left me high, oh so very high. Like why did I come in here, what's that thing called, never mind-OOPS! There's a wall there!-high.
Shit better work, and quick. I would really REALLY like the energy to lift weights Saturday, somehow I've managed not to gain a shit ton of weight but I do feel flabby.
Though I'm considering posting a picture of my biceps, cause DAMN! How'd I get so buff?
Ramble on, high girl. Ramble on.
Thursday, April 15, 2010
So not funny....
But I can't stop laughing!
A sample of calls made to the Illinois Poison Control Center-
A father called about tater tots he had cooked in the oven; after his kids ate them, the caller realized there was a charred rat corpse in the oven.
A child was found licking a doorknob after it had been sprayed with Lysol® disinfectant.
A 40 year old man called because he accidentally swallowed the desiccant that comes in the over the counter ranitidine pill bottle.
A woman called because she had reached into her bathroom cabinet in the dark for a tube of personal lubricant and accidentally used toothpaste instead.
A 24 year old woman called about her boyfriend. The woman had a Brazilian wax at a salon where they had used a numbing cream on the area and now her boyfriend is complaining numb lips, mouth and tongue. He was concerned that he may have ingested some of this numbing cream.
Glad to see Darwin is still hard at work!
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A sample of calls made to the Illinois Poison Control Center-
A father called about tater tots he had cooked in the oven; after his kids ate them, the caller realized there was a charred rat corpse in the oven.
A child was found licking a doorknob after it had been sprayed with Lysol® disinfectant.
A 40 year old man called because he accidentally swallowed the desiccant that comes in the over the counter ranitidine pill bottle.
A woman called because she had reached into her bathroom cabinet in the dark for a tube of personal lubricant and accidentally used toothpaste instead.
A 24 year old woman called about her boyfriend. The woman had a Brazilian wax at a salon where they had used a numbing cream on the area and now her boyfriend is complaining numb lips, mouth and tongue. He was concerned that he may have ingested some of this numbing cream.
Glad to see Darwin is still hard at work!
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Friday, April 9, 2010
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Tuesday, March 9, 2010
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Friday, January 1, 2010
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