And I quote-
"This site should ONLY be viewed by married couples! Single individuals or dating couples should not view these products as they appropriately invoke and promote sexuality as God intentionally designed it: for a married man and woman."
"Do NOT allow this site to support you giving into perversion, impurity, or inappropriate fantasizing. "
Another reason why I'm glad I'm not a christian. What the hell is sex between a married couple WITHOUT the perversion?
And my favorite-
"Sex between a married man and woman is a very unique form of intimacy, pray over any purchases made in this store. "
Lord, we pray over your gift of a g spot stimulator and batteries that have eternal life.