Thursday, February 12, 2009

Happy Birthday Chuck!

Thanks for proving that whole woman from Adam's rib thing was bogus.

When I was growing up, I actually believed men had one less rib than women do, because that's what I was taught in (Mormon) church. I was in my late teens-early twenties before I realized it was bullshit.

I also believed that black people had an extra bone in their leg, which was why they ran faster and won Olympic events.

Ah, yes. Memories of growing up in a heroin addicted, dysfunctional, Mormon family.

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