Silly......

I received the following email from Hubbs. Just another reason why I adore that man.




what does a pirate pay for corn?


a Buck an ear...



What's blue and could kill you if it fell out of a tree?

-A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket.



What's blue and smells like red paint?

-Blue paint.



What's brown and sounds like a bell?

-Dung!



What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?



Roberto.



What do you look for in a refrigerator?

beer.