Mouth

Someday I'm going to get fired. I've just been told that everyone likes the spunky Lula better, as opposed to the sad, beat down, (read-hungover) Lula.

But, that probably doesn't mean I'm allowed to openly scorn ideas which I think are lame. I can't help it-it just flew out of my mouth. I wish I could share with you, lovely interweb, what the idea was. But that would be giving away too much information. But trust me. If I said "Interweb, would you be interested in buying this blah blah blah?" you would laugh and kick me in the shin.

Then again, I don't think like the normal American. So I'm probably totally wrong.