I received an email yesterday informing me I was owed $850,000.00!! Can you believe it? Think of all the MEAT PACKAGES I could buy!
For some reason I decided to respond to it-I still can't stop laughing. Emails follow-
Subject: CONTACT WESTERN UNION FOR YOUR PAYMENT
Date: Saturday, May 2, 2009, 10:15 AM
We have concluded to effect your payment of $850 00.00 dollars(EIGHT HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS) through western union, but the maximium amount you will be receiving each day starting from tomorrow is $5,000.00 daily until the funds is completely transfered.
Kindly Contact Western union Agent:
Though, Nelson sent $5,000.00 in your name today so contact Mr.Nelson and tell him to give you the Mtcn, sender name and question/answer to pick the $5,000.00. Pls let me know as soon as you received all your funds $850,000.00 thousand dollars Thank you.
Burn in hell asshole
DON'T YOU EVER SEND THIS KIND OF EMAIL TO THIS BANK AGAIN UNLESS YOU WANT DECAY IN JAIL BE WARM .IF I MAY ASK WHO ARE YOU ?? AND WHAT YOU WANT??
Shouldn't he know who I am if he's sending me EIGHT HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS??
FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU CON ARTIST SON OF A BITCH
It's the little things.....