Youngest: There's a teacher at my school who came up to me and asked me who did my hair. She's crazy, and I've heard stories that she was in an insane asylum. She shouldn't be allowed to teach.
Youngest: Because what if she goes crazy again and does something weird while she's in class.
Me: Just because you're crazy doesn't mean you're dangerous. Hello, look at me!
Youngest: You're not crazy, you're just weird.