Me: I didn't know she was blind in one eye. Or maybe I did and forgot. I have to empty stuff out of my head or it gets too full and I forget how to  walk.
Son: My head is always full and that's why I believe random things fall out of my  mouth, like right now, I just told someone I wanted to ride a pony, a mini pony,  with a strong back, and a knack for basket weaving
Me: That’s hilarious. You need a brain/mouth filter. But buy a better brand than I  did, because mine barely works.
Son: I don't have one at all, I mean, not at all, no  joke. A customer called me and asked me who's fax number this is ***-***-****  and i told them Jesus, meaning the son of God.
Then I realized what I  said, and I tried to play it off by saying his name is Jesus "hay-sus" then I said  "Actually I'm not sure who's number that is."
And they were  confused.
Me: That is also hilarious!
 
Now bring me some  potato chips. I’ve heard if your oldest son brings you chips from California,  they have no calories. 
  
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