Me: I didn't know she was blind in one eye. Or maybe I did and forgot. I have to empty stuff out of my head or it gets too full and I forget how to walk.
Son: My head is always full and that's why I believe random things fall out of my mouth, like right now, I just told someone I wanted to ride a pony, a mini pony, with a strong back, and a knack for basket weaving
Me: That’s hilarious. You need a brain/mouth filter. But buy a better brand than I did, because mine barely works.
Son: I don't have one at all, I mean, not at all, no joke. A customer called me and asked me who's fax number this is ***-***-**** and i told them Jesus, meaning the son of God.
Then I realized what I said, and I tried to play it off by saying his name is Jesus "hay-sus" then I said "Actually I'm not sure who's number that is."
And they were confused.
Me: That is also hilarious!
Now bring me some potato chips. I’ve heard if your oldest son brings you chips from California, they have no calories.
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