Since we're on the subject of the hilarity that ensues in my son's life.....
I sent him this set of bleak wristbands for Christmas last year, which led to the following exchange-
Something happened that I couldn't have staged if I wanted to. I'm wearing those three bracelets you bought me and this is what happened:
"What causes do those represent?"
"Apathy, Despair, and Nihilism"
"You support Apathy?"
"No, I don't really care"