My Son, Again

Since we're on the subject of the hilarity that ensues in my son's life.....

I sent him this set of bleak wristbands for Christmas last year, which led to the following exchange-

Something happened that I couldn't have staged if I wanted to. I'm wearing those three bracelets you bought me and this is what happened:

"What causes do those represent?"

"Apathy, Despair, and Nihilism"

"You support Apathy?"

"No, I don't really care"