I was going through my old emails looking for something, when I ran across these gems-
"mom, you're a bastard, you passed on your overthinker gene to me. Sometimes I wish I had my mothers eyes and my fathers carelessness"
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Me, to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer: "All of the other soups….used to laugh and call soup names……they never let poor soup……join in Lula’s tummy games
I'm having soup"
Oldest: "Then one overcast winter day, Lula came to say, soupy with your nu-tri-tion, wont you join my feed the belly mission. now Lula aint grumpy, because her belly's full, and everyone knows that soupy, is good when it's hot not cool."
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"TeleShanking can be achieved by pressing the imaginary button on your phone that would drive a 6" steel spike through the ear of the person on the other end."
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Oldest, regarding my Scientology theories: "I love that you are crazy."
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"I do believe in the next month I will be maintaining my own flock of egg laying hens. YAY!"
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"Chuck Norris, skin ever so porous
Master of the fist so glorious
Everlasting beard of beauty
When called to arms The Chuck performs his duty
Thank you Chuck "
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