I had a dream last night that Madonna was trying to steal my husband. She showed up, and they left for a concert alone together and didn't even say goodbye to me.
When they returned, I grabbed her by the throat and started choking her, while telling her "Don't you EVER come near my man again!"
When I was done with that, I grabbed her face and said "And lay off the plastic surgery! You used to be a beautiful woman-now you look like a FREAK."